o really?

felicity huffman names her penis. which strangely enough, isn't the funniest thing about the article. the writer calls her 'sexy' and 'stunning'. oh really? (ya really! stupid owls!!) and so i kno this is really really terrible, but these two guys make fun of the cutest dogs and i just found it hilarious! and for a little more stupid humor, watch this pepsi commercial. they say we also had this on tv for a while but i really don't remember it.

picture ...perfect?

went here and made this (that ugly thing below). lol... i didn't kno wat to draw so i tried to do that other picture reep and i took at the oc fair earlier this summer. needless to say, it doesn't really look like wat it's supposed to look like. reepal especially came out looking really really strange. lol... i tried fixing it but i think just made it worse. lol... well anyway. i tried.

                       

aww man... putting the next together just hows really how bad it is. lol... i guess...i sorta look okay? well... recognizable at least... at the very least... reepal... well... he just looks strange.. lol... anyway, you go try your own. better yet. save that picture of reep and me and try your hand at it. i guarantee it'll be better than mine. :)

smarties

check out leonardo da vinci's 10 best ideas. pretty incredible stuff really. and mirror writing? it's actually not that hard to do. in hs a friend and i wrote a couple notes back and forth that way. cursive, of course, is a bit harder. but wat would he say about a.l.i.c.e.? because she appt doesn't kno who he is. (no seriously, you gotta to try out this link. it's this this ai chatbot thing? anyway, you can have conversations wit it. i talked to her for like half an hour the other night about the strangest things. including big black d*ck. lol...) and now to lose a few brain cells... go watch this short video.

masks (shanghai museum cont.)

the last fallery i visted at the shanghai museum was the chinese minority nationalities' art gallery. unfortunately i ran out time so i wasn't able to take nearly as many pictures as i wanted. but it was mainly displays of the traditional dress of the chinese minorities. all the clothing was incredible. and some were so elaborate. and the way they set up the exhibit was awesome too. anyway. on one wall they had a whole thing of masks, and here are a few of the stranger / funnier ones.

           

huh?

why is it that guys take so long to poo? takes them like half an hour! man... i sometimes read in the bathroom but it's only because i like to read, not because otherwise imma get all bored and maybe fall asleep from staring at the door for an hour or two. sheesh homies, if it always takes that long, go drink some prune juice.

'i'm a line in your tasteless joke'
'i’m not worried cause its 5 minutes till your glory' / 'don't worry cause it's not broken; it's just swollen' / 'its much cooler in slow motion'

randoms

beating a dead horse? woman run over by 10 different cars on the freeway. and now for something pretty: paper cut-out art. really really incredible. it's only too bad the captions aren't in english. and just for fun. a pussy cat touching it's own er... :) a little gross, but still strangely entertaining.