oish!

firstly, the youngest human mother on record. guess. no homie, guess again. and lower. again. give up? well, it's five fucking years old. yeah. seriously. that's hella messed up.

and to get those horrible images out of your head go watch this funny video about racism and the dating world: yellow fever (kinda long, so be sure you got the time to watch it). and btw, hair? it isn't because it's rugged. if i wanted rugged i'd go date the brawny man. no, hair signifies true manhood. so yeah, you hairless boys out there... you aint lookin too appealing.