weird science

scientists these days has really changed. gone are the days of silly and utterly useless things like magic sand, which is really damn cool btw. and as soon as it come out big time, imma buy me some. instead scientists are ushering a new era of bionic people like a suit that makes people super strong and a mechanical arm like the one will smith had in i-robot. scientists have appt also been able to figure out why baseball pitchers can't throw faster than around 100mph, even though throughout the years people have become increasingly better at other things: running and swimming faster, jumping further and higher... but now if only they could also figure out why bush has a penchant for bald men...