Wednesday, April 20, 2005

google this!

okay ponies get ready, am planning several updates tonight. will i actually update several times? i dunno. that waits to be seen. first off, however, is google talk again. everyone has been posting about this lately and featured below are a few google talk gems that i've stolen off someone else's site.

The Olsen Twins are now legal in the US and Canada.  Brad Pitt is a good actor but he's not a monkey.  Britney Spears is a pop star who has been charged with murder in Brazil.  Paris Hilton is a regular friggin Mother Teresa.  Kevin Federline is a man with a mission baby, you know it.  The best sexual position for obese partners was a big fan of the nuns.  I sleep with animals and those who have not heard the gospel. OJ Simpson is not a good idea for a New Secretary- General of the Republic of the Congo. Osama Bin Laden likes poetry and volleyball. George Bush is a Liar, He s NOT a Picture of her mother's Image. Dick Cheney is a robot. a robot a robot a robot. Adolf hitler is a fictional character in the Star Wars universe. kermit the frog is a very important part of the New York OBSERVER. Green poop makes me horny.

 for added fun, try telling a story. One day I ll fly away to the circus. There I will be there for you and I will be a good graduate student adivsor because I am a japanese school teacher who loves to play with your food.

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