Tuesday, February 26, 2008

i'm wit stupid

+------------ Bizarre Answers from Family Feud ------------+  
  
[Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show "Family Feud."]  

Q: Name something a blind person might use:  
A: A sword.  

Q: Name a song with moon in the title:  
A: Blue Suede Moon.  

Q: Name a bird with a long neck:  
A: A penguin.  

Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch:  
A: A burglar.  

Q: Name something you wear on the beach:  
A: A deck chair.  

Q: Name something red:  
A: My cardigan.  

Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers:  
A: A horse.  

Q: Name a number you have to memorize:  
A: Seven.  

Q: Name something you put on walls:  
A: Roofs.  

Q: Name something that doesn't have an engine:  
A: Dishes.  

Q: Name something you might be allergic to:  
A: Skiing.  

Q: Name a non-living object with legs:  
A: A plant.  

Q: Name a part of the body beginning with "n":  
A: Knee.

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