Saturday, June 24, 2006

shellfish

i hate the majority of the members of my db team. they are selfish and self-serving. they don't care about helping anyone but themselves. do you not realize that you are part of team? the leaders try very hard to make things work for the team. we organize practices, fund raisers, socials, and other things that we think you either might like or just some stuff we think would benefit you. and all you do is take. you don't bother to help out watsoever. and also, you aren't careful with other people's properties. you don't use your head and you end up breaking chairs, stealing chairs, stealing sandals, breaking paddles... wtf is wrong wit you people? wat if i saw that you had brought sunblock and i went and used it, witout your permission. not only that, but i also managed to do a very poor job of it and got sunblock all over your bag. and i used it all. how you dem apples?! ...assholes. seriously. i think people who are like this, people who do nothing for others, deserve nothing. nothing at all. not even life. or, just get the hell out of mine. yeah., that's better. i mean, i'd like to kill you. but i dunno, maybe you're a contributing member of something else, and maybe, just maybe, you redeem your otherwise wasted life on some other type charity work. but if that's they case, if you really are just this apathetic about dragon boating, then you should, nay, need to, quit the team and stop pissing me off.

edit: oish. i forgot to mention. we had a social the other week. i brought along that hover disc thing reep bought me a couple years ago as a gift. unfortunately, thy inflated it a bit too much and so the 'corner' caved in. we were trying to deflate it so it would be normal again, but they built the thing so that's not easy to do. it has double insulation stuff, you kno wat i mean? two layers of stuff so air doesn't escape easily. anyway, i had to leave early to pick up my rents from the airport so i left them the hover disc. later thy brought it back over to my house and it was deflated! wow! but i examined the thing, and you kno how they deflated it? fuckers ripped the plastic foil stuff right off. they took off one of the layers of the thing so basically it will never stay fully inflated for extended periods of time again. and by extended periods of time, i mean like 5 minutes. um... thanks guys. how about the next time you need to fumigate your house i burn the whole thing down. i mean, mission accomplished right?

and you kno wat really bothers me? okay, fine, so you messed up and maybe accidently ruined my thing. well, then fucking take responsibility for it. tell me that you're sorry but you didn't mean to. you don't even have to offer to replace it (altho you really should). but no, i'm going to fucking break your toy and then not tell no one, so that i can get away wit it. the fuck should i ever do anything for your shitface ever again? ...if i ever find out who did this, someone's gonna pay. i'm not gonna set no one's house on fire or anything. but swear to god i'm gonna borrow something of theirs and break it to fucking pieces. ...asshole.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i say we kidnap them all, one by one, and then kick them one good swift kick to their buttock, not buttocks, but BUTTOCK.  PUHAHAAHH. no, jk. swift mental kick!