Monday, March 27, 2006

proofreed!

+--------------- Bizarre Bulletin Bloopers ----------------+  
  
* From a lyric sheet: "What a friend we have in Jesus, all our sins and briefs to bear."  

* Support group meeting postponed: "There will be no Moms Who Care this week."  

* "Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones."  

* The Overeater's Anonymous Group will meet at 8:00 in the large room.  

* Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.  

* We pray that our people will jumble themselves.  

* Hymn: Crown Him With Many Crows  

* "Child Care provided with reservations."  

* Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.  

* Scripture: "I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me something to drink."  

* The Honeymooners Group is now having Bile Studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30p.m.  

* Pray that a food foundation will be laid in the lives of our teens.  

* We are always happy to let you sue our facility.

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