Wednesday, February 1, 2006

piercings

so i'm actually pretty sad. i was looking up stuff on constricted throats and found this link on pierced uvulas which i thought was just incredible. it is absolutely something i want to do. absolutely. except, get this. it's actually quite dangerous. appt you can swallow the thing and you could either choke on it, or even better, it could puncture your lung and possibly kill you! yeah. awesome huh? so while yes i would love love to get it i'm not really the risk-taking type. and that's exactly why i still haven't gotten my tat! because i'm so afraid of regretting it. one of these days tho i'll get it! i promise you that! (dude, maybe i should shave my head and do it there? last year i had thought seriously of shaving my head. that didn't come to pass tho. i didn't think i'd have the self.confidence for that. probably still don't...) speaking of which. i told a couple people about me wanting to get my uvula pierced and some people have actually asked 'why? no one's gonna see it.' uh, so? you think i do things simply for the sakes of others? f*ck no. that's why i don't want to tat my back, cause i wouldn't be able to see it. it would basically just be for the enjoyment of others. and i do not much care to be around soley for the entertainment of others. wat about the uvula piercing tho? even i'll not be able to see it. well yeah, but i'll kno it's there. and who knows, i might even be able to play wit it. wouldn't that be cool? i couldn't care less that i can't 'show it off'. i kno i got it, and d*mn if that isn't the most important person of all.

along wit this uvula pierced, i think snake bites are really awesome (altho i'd never get them). on some i really like the lebret. but it really only looks good on some people. i used to want to get my eyebrow pierced but i decided that i really couldn't afford to lose any more eyebrow hair. i hate hate the monroe. seriously. i think that is, of all bodily peircings, the ugliest one. (grossest peircing? gums. eck!) right now i got one in each of my lobes (which i feel is enough) and also a helix one. (btw, read this! appt this is a dangerous one too!) i had originally wanted a ear head piercing but clair's wouldn't do it (too dangerous cause of the blood vessels) and i really wanted to get a piercing that night (a couple of us were getting things done) so i went ahead and just got the helix. i had intended to go somewhere else and do the ear head and take out the helix but i'm happy wit it. besides i worry that a ear head would be annoying wat wit me wearing glasses sometimes. and the helix took forever to heal anyway. bleh. and that's about it for piercings...

as for body piercings. i love love the corset piercing. i think it's sexy as hell. seriously. so erotic. but i've gotten compliments on my rather 'flawless' back so i intend to keep it that way! and appt it's really easy for corset piercings to scar. so unless they figure out a safer way to do it, i'm out on that too.

bleh, i am too safe. :(

edit: whoa, look wat i just found! not so dangerous after all huh? or how about this? that way there's nothing to swallow! but i dunno. i think i'd like a lil ring hanging off better. well anyway, something to look into!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

youre perfect just the way you are =p
stop changing yourself. It's like you have ice cream with some chocolate syrup maybe, and then you want to add on noodles and chicken. wtf mate!

Anonymous said...

ahahah, rip is funny! but really tho, who adds chicken and noodles to their ice cream!? sick!

that corset piercing still scares me, really, like looking at it gives me the chills. I dont know what's wrong with my thinking, however, i just keep thinking of like...okay this sounds weird, but of someone grabbing you by that corset to keep you there, like if youre running from a rapist or something, or a robber, and for some reason your back is bare, ---i know, really weird---but i have this fear that that's what they'll grab for, and boy will it hurt like a mother, and its just scary. i think i've known too many guys with anger management problems.