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"Pilots are human, like everyone else. Pilots can get into arguments. Pilots can get angry. They can get depressed." - Nancy Hwa, Spokeswoman for Handgun Control, on arming airline pilots with guns  

"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators." - Former President Gerald R. Ford  

"The President is the last person in the world to know what the people really want and think." - Former President James A. Garfield  

"The Congress didn't vote themselves a pay raise. We simply did not deny ourselves that normal increase in our cost of living that every other worker in America not only expects but insists upon." - House Leader Dick Armey  

"When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results." - Calvin Coolidge, Former President  

"There are so many women on the floor of Congress, it looks like a mall." - Representative Henry Hyde  

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - President Bush  

"I spent several years in a North Viatnamese prison camp, in the dark, fed with scraps. Do you think I want to do that all over again as Vice President of the United States?" - Senator John McCain