Friday, June 3, 2005

short!

remember how a while ago i had that retouching website? well, here are some celebrity detouchings. all fake of course, but some are really quite believable! free doughnuts at krispy kreme today!

RALEIGH, N.C. - The custard shop customer who found a fingertip in a pint of frozen custard refuses to return the digit so it could be reattached. Clarence Stowers still has the finger, and now it's too late for doctors to help 23-year-old Brandon Fizer. "I'm not saying who has it, but somebody has it," Stowers said. Shortly after Stowers found the finger in the soft-serve at Kohl's Frozen Custard, he put it in his freezer at home. "The general manager attempted to retrieve it and rush it to the hospital," reads a statement posted Thursday on Kohl's Web site. "Unfortunately, the customer refused to give it to her and declared that he would be calling the TV stations and an attorney as he exited the store."

1 comment:

ripnla said...

Whoa, those angelina jolie ones are scary. I liked the natalie portman one though. That could've been real for all I know.