Friday, April 15, 2005

hollywouldn't

i cannot wait to see this movie! it so totally looks like the best movie ever! this in itself proves the people are getting smarter! um, sure. in any case, our govener is really tough. maybe not on crime, but certainly on his kids: squandering rich fool burns children's clothes. and speaking of celebs, a few nights ago i posted the pen cruz looks weird, and as if to prove my point, she is actually getting even weirder looking. check out her nose tan. it's too bad for her that she can't do anything to fix that pesky tan problem tho. cameron diaz, on the other hand, who hates her saggy butt, has options. she can either stop eating unhealthily, start exercising, or add nipples. to quote a famous dr, "fat is only ugly until you put a nipple on it!" word. oh and one more thing. chris klein really is a rather sad case. but he's still not as pathetic as his would-have-been-wife katie holmes. she's always at things: movie premiers, product parties, fashion shows... but you kno wat she's not in? a movie. or a tv show. or anything to do wit acting. and wait... isn't she an actor? i kno that showing up to these things is supposed to promote your career. but that requires you to actually have a career. wtf are you as an actor doing, if not acting? certainly not taking advantage of the miracle dr. zizlesse has introduced to us all.

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