an eyeful

oh dear, a man nailed himself in the eye. it's strange because you hear about these things all the time: how people shot themselves in the head wit the nail gun. but maybe if their eyes meant just a little more to them, instead of blinding themselves they'd bling up their eyeball a little. um yes... and because you are a dork and i have nothing left to post, i will leave you wit an incredible tale of an egg wit a tail. (damn i'm witty!)