Friday, September 10, 2004

smoke two joints...

the next time you need drugs, you should just look around on the tops of people's cars. cause apparently that's where drug dealers are stashing their stuff these days. but if you don't have all that time to just sit around and look at cars, maybe you ought to head over to that local courthouse. but maybe you're in la palma and you have no courthouse to go to. well, then you should go try your drug buying luck at a police party. aw... still no luck? well, have no fear. if you can't buy drugs, you should try making your own, cause evidently, it's not that hard. of course, if you've got a touch of arachnaphobia maybe you should sign on to ebay. after all, they do sell some pretty weird stuff...

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