Wednesday, January 16, 2008

my way

i've actually been very busy updating in my head, but since you guys can't read those...:

our primaries are coming up. pretty crazy no? but between now and then we have a few more other states voting so hopefully we'll get a better picture of wat the rest of the country is thinking (3 elections: 3 republican winners; basically 2 elections: 2 democratic winners. wtf?)

as an independent voter, if i choose, i can vote democrat or american independent in the california primaries, but i most likely won't be voting for either. (i don't kno democrats well enough to vote for one of them, and voting for an ai would be like voting against everything i believe in!) i also most likely won't be voting either democrat or republican in the november elections.

some people have accused me of throwing away my vote on a 3rd party candidate, aka, someone who has no chance of winning the election. but i feel like i'd really only be throwing away my vote if either i didn't vote at all, or if i voted on someone i didn't believe in. (btw, i think it's funny reep thinks me voting 3rd party is stupid. it's like rooting for the underdog you kno? and honestly, if everyone felt the way he did, we'd never have any change at all. a black man as president? a woman? you gotta be kidding me!) why should i vote for someone just because they'll probably come out the winner anyway? why do they even need my help? (and in this election. i think most people would agree that republicans don't really stand a chance. so then really, why hold an election at all? why not just go for the white man democrat and save us all a whole lot of time and money?) the point is, you gotta vote for wat and who you believe in. so wat if someone else wins? i still don't like them. i still don't think they'd do the best job. so screw you! you'll win, but not wit my help. and wit thousands voting against you, even tho it's pretty clear you're gonna win, this should send you a message. and hopefully, you'll prove us wong, and do a great job. and if not, well, we never liked you anyway.

 

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

stupid docs

+---------------- Bizarre Doctors' Notes ------------------+  
  
[These are actual notes taken from patient charts.]  

"The patient complains of a dry cough that hurts when he coughs and also when he takes deep breaths for 4 days."  

"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home."  

"Patient had waffles for breakfast, and anorexia for lunch."  

"The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet."  

"Patient was alert and unresponsive."  

"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."  

"The patient has no past history of suicides."  

"The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints."  

"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.  

"The other foot has the missing toe." 

Friday, January 4, 2008

kitty wigs

doggie clothes i can understand (if they're to warm the dog, not that "cutesy" costume crap), but kitty wigs?! altho, you have to admit, the photos are gorgeous.

fingerphones

this ring by darkcloud silver combines two of some of my most favorite things: jewelry and music.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

vintage

kennedy hs old band uniforms on sale for only $20 each. i'm almost tempted to get one, as a momento, but i still have my australia one sitting in my closet, doing nothing but gathering dust.