touch me!

jezebel's commentary on men's health article titled "30 hottest things to say to a naked woman."

"2. 'Squeeze my hand when it feels really amazing.' If someone ever said this to me, I would burst out laughing. I would then continue laughing as I stood up, got dressed, and grabbed my things. Right before I walked out the door, I'd squeeze the guy's hand, and then get the hell out of there."

ha!

gifting

this has been a pretty good year for xmas gifts. giving and getting that is. i think i did pretty well for the6 secret santa (spent around $50 for over $90 worth of stuff), for reep (not fabulous, but useful and unexpected and kind of cool), and for me boss (passes [for 8 people total!] to the magic castle). and i received some pretty damn awesome stuff as well. yay! the most notable was from reep. :) he got me grey's anatomy season 4 (the one i'm missing) and a co bigalow bath set. which is freaking awesome because i've been wanting the damn body scrub forever! he is the cutest thing! i guess a couple times we've been to the mall i've gone into the bath and body shop to see if the body scrub was on sale. and i guess he remembered. isn't he the cutest thing ever?! aw... ::beam::

stick me

voodoo doll toothpick holder. ha!

re-write

leon trotsky - "Of Christ's twelve apostles, Judas alone proved to be a traitor. But if he had acquired power, he would have represented the other eleven apostles as traitors, and also all the lesser Apostles whom Luke numbers as seventy."