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Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school:  

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?  
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.  

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?  
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."  

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?  
A: Your car.  

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?  
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.  

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?  
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.  

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?  
A: The color.  

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?  
A: Heavy psychedelics.