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+----------------- Bizarre Newspaper Ads ------------------+  

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.  

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.  

And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.  

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.  

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.  

For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.  

Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.  

Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

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