boobie

Jack Black insists being tubby has a major upside - you can play with 'breasts' anytime you want without having to be in the company of a girl.

He said: "They're unbelievable, man. If my 'boobs' were on a girl, guys would be going mad for them. But they are all mine, and that means I can enjoy them anytime I want. I don't need a woman for my squeezing needs anymore!"