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+--------------- Bizarre Political Insults ----------------+  

"He makes George Bush seem like a personality" - Jackie Mason on John Major.  

"He is a sheep in sheep's clothing" - Winston Churchill on Clement Attlee.  

"Winston, if I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee." "Nancy, if I were your husband, I would drink it." - A conversation between Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill.  

"He could not see a belt without hitting below it." - Margot Asquith on David Lloyd George.  

"Richard Nixon impeached himself. He gave us Gerald Ford as  
his revenge." - U.S. politician Bella Abzug on Tricky Dickie.  

"Nixon's motto was, 'If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." - U.S. writer Norman Cousins.  

"Gerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." - former U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson.  

"I wouldn't say she is open-minded on the Middle East, so much as empty-headed. She probably thinks Sinai is the plural of sinus." - Jonathan Aitken on Margaret Hatcher.  

"A shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Harold Wilson on Edward Heath.