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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A man was so determined to prove to his wife that he was faithful to her that he severed his own penis. The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, is now in the hospital recovering after an operation to reattach his organ. It all started when his wife found a text message from another woman on his cell phone. The two got into an argument and the man's son could hear his father shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair. After that, the 14-year-old son heard loud screams and then the man came out of his room bleeding profusely. His wife took him to the hospital.  

 

NEW YORK - When a woman's 16-year-old son showed up at home in a new $35,000 Mercedes Benz, she had every reason to be suspicious. It turns out he got the car from the 39-year-old woman with whom he was having sex. Lisa Frodella was charged Wednesday with two counts each of third-degree rape and third-degree criminal sexual act after the youth told police they had been having an affair since January. It all fell apart after the youth, now 17, came home with the new car. He claimed that he and Frodella had met in at least two motels, her car and her home. He claimed once, Frodella called his high school pretending to be his mother to take him out of class, Nassau Detective Lt. Kevin Smith said.  

 

TOKYO - A would-be Japanese bank robber has given an example what NOT to do when robbing a bank. When he first walked into a branch of the Saitama Resona Bank, he asked a bank teller how he should carry out the crime. "Any idea how you rob a bank?" were his exact words. Then, when a staff member told him to leave, he meekly obeyed the request. And to top it off, while he was leaving the bank he accidentally stabbed himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying. The 58-year-old man was arrested for illegal possession of a weapon. "He didn't brandish the knife at anyone ... but he injured himself in the leg," a police spokesman said.