PENSACOLA, Fla. - A middle school gym teacher found a quick way to make a buck: he let children get out of gym class if they paid him a dollar a day. Terence Braxton, 28, collected perhaps thousands of dollars in his scheme, said officials Thursday. Braxton took the payoffs between September and December, but resigned after the principal learned of the bribe from a parent. He's being charged with taking about $230 from six students, but sheriff's spokesman Mike Ward said the teacher's gain was probably much more.
WAUKESHA, Wis. - A burglar decided to take a sample from the Wisconsin Department of Corrections probation and parole office - he or she made off with at least half a dozen urine samples. Nothing else appeared to have been stolen except for the samples from a locked refrigerator. Police Capt. Mike Babe said the burglary happened Monday night or early Tuesday. Police were called when someone noticed a door was broken and the samples were missing. Agents will have to see which samples are missing and order new ones as needed.
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - A homeless man Grady Allen Carnahan was caught trying to steal a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo on Tuesday night. A security guard called police after noticing a man lugging a trash can with a sheep inside. Carnahan tried to tell police he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. He fought with officers when they tried to take him into custody. He was later arrested on numerous charges and the sheep was returned to its home at the zoo.
(does ting like funny stories too?)
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ooo she does. esp when they're about this weird girl named step...i even know a few! maybe i'll share some...like:
1.) in china while teaching english, step taught her chinese students that drawers was actually pronounced "drawves" as in: "drawer" + "dwarf"...and then make it plural.
2.) according to step, the danish are from a great country called, you guessed it, daneland. what, you say...where's that? well, duh everyone, that's where danish people come from. and maybe even danishes...if youre hungry, go to daneland!
3.) if youre jonesing for a sandwich, step will point you to the local delicatician, where you get served up your favorite fixin's by deli-caticians who are distantly related to beauticians...but only distantly.
for more please email ilovestep@gmail.com or call 1-800-amusing. thank you.
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