Friday, December 2, 2005

huh?

why is it that guys take so long to poo? takes them like half an hour! man... i sometimes read in the bathroom but it's only because i like to read, not because otherwise imma get all bored and maybe fall asleep from staring at the door for an hour or two. sheesh homies, if it always takes that long, go drink some prune juice.

'i'm a line in your tasteless joke'
'i’m not worried cause its 5 minutes till your glory' / 'don't worry cause it's not broken; it's just swollen' / 'its much cooler in slow motion'

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