fixer ups

*i say paris hilton isn't a ho but google insists that she is! *in case you've ever watned to turn your hamster into a fighting machine, here's how. *world's ugliest dog. be prepared to have nightmares! *and in case you're small on top but can't afford the surgury or are too scared of the pain, go buy some bust-up gum. but be sure to stock up because the effects don't last so you'll need to buy "maintainance dosages". erm sure...