them animals

there are many jobs i could never take. but a few of those that are more 'respectable' include optimologist, gynocologist, pedologist, and dentist. why? well, cause 1) i don't like touching people and 2) all the 'parts' i'd have to look at associated wit those jobs are not fun to look at. (yeahyeah you stupid horney people. 'i'd love to be a gynocologist!' you say. well no. just think. many of those things you'll be looking at will diseased. yes, that's right. diseased and crawling wit crabs. ha. bet you still wanna be one now eh? and how come we've come this far and there's still been no link?) so! speaking of dentistry. a little more fun than human mouths are animals mouths! and rather surprisingsly, snails are quite fast. and is your dog gay enough to get into the party? btw. mine isn't. i just can't seem to figure out where the boa goes in stage two. :(