weirdness

if you've ever wanted to more than just meet a celebrity, now's your chance. off the celebrityskin website you can purhcase personal items of famous people such as sjp, jay-z, jack black, mike tyson and even norman mailer. wat items you ask? well, the selection is (un)fortunatly quite limited, they only carry bacteria, skin cells, urine, and poo. yep. it's true. it seems weird tho, that they don't sell hair as well. in a semi related story, they're now a urinal that shakes your, um... member after you pee. for those of you who don't kno, appt after peeing, some guys shake off their pee. like that works. anyway. in other really weird news, reindeer are really damn stupid and so are the brits. wait. are they stupid or are we? anyway, they nominated homer simpson as the greatest american ever, so you figure it out.