fakers

hello homies. ...christ the people across the hall are having loud sex again. christ. btw, i did not kno lesbian sex was so rhymic, if you kno wat i mean. i never really thought about it one way or another, but it's very... ...um... punctual? lol. rhymic, like straight sex, or gay sex. in time, you kno? like wit a metronome. but anyway. in india most condoms are used to make saris. only about 25% of them are used for their actual purposes. which is maybe why india has the fastest rate of pop growth in the world. other studies show that many people fake talking to people on thier cell phones. which is funny, cause i can't remember ever doing that. in related news, a dude got super pissed and yanked another driver's phone away cause the guy was taking too long in making a left turn. criky.