ready for mensa

so maybe the world has been listening to my critisicm on it being filled to the brim wit stupid people, but lately i've really only been finding things on how smart everything is becoming. case in point, the vacuum that can order its own parts. incredible, no? and how would you feel about paying for your purchases by only lifting a finger (btw, same fingerprint is one in 220 million? i always thought it was impossible to have the same fingerprint as someone else?)? okay tho, i kno that those aren't really incredible people (altho people did design those things) so how about the man who operated on himself almost flawlessly (poorly written article tho. was is the guy's profession? is he a trained surgeon? could be!)? hm. still not impressed huh? then after you read about the man who lives on even tho his heart is no longer beating, go jump on the bandwagon and buy yourself a $26 peice of red string. so is the power of the red string that people will no longer give you the evil eye. but probably only cause they're too busy stealing your wallet, you damn money-wasting idiot.