the incredibles!

it's too bad valentine's day is over, or you could get that lover of yours this gorgeous knife set. nothing tells him/her just how much you love them. look at the bright red color! anyway. as a kid, i had this book that described these unbelievable but true things. one of the entries was about this guy who had written a book titled gadsby. interesting about the book is that it is written entirely without using the letter e. at time i didn't totally believe it (even as a kid i was a skeptic). years later i found out about gatsby and thought it was the same book. read the thing and of course, it's filled to the brim wit the letter e. so i thought that book i had as a kid was a fraud. but it isn't! i found gadsby again and it actually is witout. it's actually pretty smooth too. amazing (and look! i can do it too! lol... bet you didn't notice that the last 5 sentences are witout es. wow! sometimes i am so impressed wit myself that i am amazed [simply astounded!] that the world doesn't stand shock still in equal wonder and praise. but you kno wat they say about the world, if it didn't suck we'd fall right off it...) and speaking of incredible feats, lookit the world's possibly tallest man! aw... i bet you're feeling pretty inferior right now aren't you? it's okay to feel that way. after all you are. lol. but just lookit this guy dancing and you won't feel so bad anymore. cause you do dance better than him. ...right? no? aw man... you're f*cked.