i <3 ebay

ah valentine's day... wat will you be getting your significant other? well, let's assume for a second that you're getting something for your girlfriend. let's turn to my good friend ebay and see wat they have. hm... maybe she likes the singer 50cent? how bout, then, if you get her a pair of his dirty socks? oh... she doesn't like rap huh? how about rock? ah, not that either huh? okay. well then how about some property on the mars? no? gosh your girlfriend is hard to shop for. well... i'd suggest this, but since she already has you she probably doesn't need to tell another guy wat to do... okayokay.. running out of ideas... oh, you say that maybe you need a little help in pleasing her in bed? then say 'hello pussy' wit this hello kitty vibrator. oh... too pink huh? want something a little more natural do you? then i've got just the thing for you. please meet the spud stud. :) happy early valentine's day y'all...