Sunday, December 30, 2007

clumsy

altho reep's sister took them to the airport when they left, i was to pick him and his dad up when they came home. so the plan was this, on thursday get to rip's house by 2pm and pick up his sister and drive to the airport. at around 1.50pm thursday i'm in my bathroom upstairs checking myself out one last time when i hear the street cleaning vehicle in the block before mine (i forgot they came on thursdays). i run down stairs wit my purse under my right arm and a book in my left hand. i push the garage door button as i run past and duck under the opening door to continue down the driveway. suddenly i fall.  completely.  i slide a couple inches, spread eagle, down the driveway. it f*cking hurts. i can't remember that last time i fell down. i've stumbled, of course. but fallen? no idea. i'm still thinking it hurts, when i look up and see the damn street sweeper starting down my block. i jump up, run to the car, and drive it into the garage.

i turn off the engine and radio and hear a really loud static noise (i think it's the street sweeper). i want to cry but can't. shock i guess. i check the time and realize that oh crap it's very nearly 2pm and i'm late. i run back in the house and up the stairs to my bathroom, blacking in and out all the way. roll up my pant legs, clean off my knees, slap on a bandaid, realize that the loud static noise is in my head, and check my right hip. it's bleeding. sorta badly. i clean it off a little, grab a few more bandaids, and run out the house.

i get to the car, empty the trunk and spot my chapstick on the driveway. i walk over and see that next to it is a two inch smear of my skin and blood on the stupid driveway. i am angry. i drive to reep's house.

as i'm waiting for his sister to come down. i carefully check my wounds. left knee: fine; no broken skin, but will be bruised. right knee: not so fine; dime sized abrasion on the outside bone. palms and knuckles: good; very slight nicks, only one tiny spot of blood. right hip: not fine; larger semi deep abrasion right on bone, one bandaid definitely not enough, actually bleeding (small drops). shoulders, face, everything else good. purse: good. book: not good. when i fell it opened up and it scraped against the driveway. actually have a largeish hole in a page, and small section of next page is also unreadable. many pages are bent and dirty. i just got this book for christmas! title? "stumbling on happiness" (btw, when i got the book, we all joked about the title and how fitting it was for me because i'm kind of a klutz.)

the day after i realize the full extent of my injuries. (will eventually post pictures) left knee has two rather angry bruises. right knee also bruised. bad place to get cut too, on the bone most protruding, so every time you walk it rubs against your pants (good thing it's winter!), so i'm limping a lot. hip, not bruised at all, but really rather deep scrape because it was right on the bone. and my left shoulder is actually bruised. there's no discoloration but it does ache.


reason for falling: i dunno. could be anything. 1) blacked out from when running from dark place (garage) into sunlight. 2) slipped on dusty driveway (they've been doing construction on my street, there is dirt and dust everywhere) 3) lost balance when ducking under door 4) i'm a clumsy fool.   i think it's a bit of everything. but i definitely did not trip. and btw, i think it was esp bad because i had no time to recover. i fell and had to get right back up again, which is why i think i had that crazy static noise in my head, which did eventually go away (after about 10 minutes). it was weird. anyway.

no moral of the story. :(

Saturday, December 29, 2007

big noser

pick your nose cups!

in sound mind

+--------------------- Bizarre Wills ----------------------+  
  
Ms. Eleanor Ritchey, the unmarried granddaughter of the founder of Quaker State Oil, died in 1968 with an estate worth around $12 million. According to Scott Bieber in Trusts and Estates magazine: "Under her will, she left over 1,700 pairs of shoes and 1,200 boxes of stationery to the Salvation Army. The rest of the estate went to the dogs." Real dogs, he means - a pack of 150 strays that Ritchey had adopted as pets.  
  
When American patriot Patrick Henry died, everything he owned was left to his wife - as long as she never married again. If she did, he forfeited the whole thing. "It would make me unhappy," he explained, "to feel I have worked all my life only to support another man's wife!" She remarried anyway.  

Robert Louis Stevenson, author of Treasure Island, tried to leave his birthday. He willed it to a good friend who'd complained that since she was born on Christmas, she never got to have a real birthday celebration.  

An attorney in France left $10,000 to "a local madhouse." The gentleman declared that "it was simply an act of restitution to his clients."  

An Australian named Francis R. Lord left one shilling to his wife "for tram fare so she can go somewhere and drown herself." The inheritance was never claimed.  

Sandra West, a wealthy 37-year-old Beverly Hills socialite, left most of her $3 million estate to her brother - provided he made sure she was buried "in my lace nightgown and my Ferrari, with the seat slanted comfortably." That's how she was buried. The Ferrari was surrounded with concrete so no one would be tempted to dig it up and drive away.  

A woman in Cherokee County, North Carolina left her entire estate to God. The court instructed the county sheriff to find the beneficiary. A few days later, the sheriff returned and submitted his report: "After due and diligent search, God cannot be found in this county."  

Edgar Bergen, famed ventriloquist, left $10,000 to the Actor's Fund of America - so they could take care of his dummy, Charlie McCarthy, and put him in a show once a year. They went along with it. 

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

santa?

i returned something at the store today and altho i used a credit card to purchase it, i got cash back (weird). anyway, i didn't lookit the money until i got home. the brand new $1 bill seemed a bit thick so i checked again and it was actually two $1 bills stuck together. too bad it wasn't a $20!, i first thought. but actually i would most likely go back and return the money if it was a 20. i'd probably go back if it was a $10 too. anything under $5 and i'd most likely keep (i'm keeping the extra $1).
wat about you? at wat point would you take the money back?

shiny

this season's party dress is all about the sequins.

my picks for "cheap": the wrap dress and the tshirt dress. wit that much shine you might want to stick to a simpler style.

and my picks for pricy: the pleated neck and the halter. go for something classic, for that much money you should pick something that might last you a while.

absolute favorite: ruffled sequin dress. i'm in love!

aids immunity

i only recently (around two months ago) found out that some people are acutally immune to aids! (did you kno about this? cause my dad knew about it too) here's a pretty good article about the possible orgins of the immunity.

"Then there's the prospect that people will use genetic testing as a ticket to a carefree sex life. If you're naturally resistant to AIDS, why not dump the condoms and add a few notches to your bedpost?"

i have some problems wit the above quotation. would many people really do that? cause there's a lot more to worry about than just aids. and while most stds won't kill you, some will. ...of course, it seems like tons of people are too stupid to worry about diseases and pregnancies... but i feel like if they're not worried about the other stuff, they won't worry much about aids either.

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

boy meets girl

it's so romantic! guy sees girl in the subway, draws her up, and tracks her down.

(link stolen from angie. lol, thanks!)

yipee!!

ohmygawds reep called me this morning! yay o yay o yay! haha. :) i was so sad all week. he emailed when he first got there and hasn't checked his email since. i sorta thought that since he emailed that first time, he'd maybe have reliable internet availability. ...guess not. and i wasn't expecting a call at all actually. hopefully just some emails and a postcard after he got back? actually, last night i got a message from his sister. appt she got a message from his cousin from rip to tell me that he was doing fine. so i wasn't really expecting to hear much from him again, hoping yes, but not expecting because if he couldn't even email me... but he called!! amazing! haha! usually i'm the one who hangs up the phone but this time i couldn't. :( i didn't want to say goodbye so i told him to hang up instead. and each time he couldn't really either (or wouldn't, lol, after a few faux goodbyes he said that he wanted me to hang up so he could check how much time he had left on the phone card), and he would start talking again about something else. :) hehe! i'm so happy! haha! only a week and a half to go! yay! there's acutally a bunch of other stuff that he said that made me really happy but i won't get into that online but suffice it to say that he's been trying to be able to contact me. :)

...you kno wat i just remembered? i called him while i was in australia. i wore out two phone cards. this was from before we were even going out. we were just really good friends but he was the only one i called (besides my rents). jeebus. to this day i don't think i liked him at the time; but just thinking back on all the things i did... it's incredible. i must've been sooo blind as to think that i'd never date him. lol, everyone knew it but me.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

no longer lost

you kno that last scene in lost in translation where bill murray's character whispers something to scarlett and you can't hear wat he says? even sophia coppola (the director) doesn't kno. but now you can!

too fat to fly?

LONDON - A British man forced to shed pounds so he could emigrate to New Zealand is hoping his overweight wife can do the same in time for Christmas. Richie Trezise was originally rejected by New Zealand because his body mass index of 42 meant he was morbidly obese, The Daily Telegraph reported Monday. Trezise, a submarine cable specialist, went on a crash diet and shed two inches from his waist, enough to meed immigration requirements. "My doctor laughed at me," Trezise said. " He said he'd never seen anything more ridiculous in his whole life. He said not every overweight person is unhealthy or unfit." Though New Zealand is critically short of skilled workers, a government spokeswoman says it cannot afford to import anyone who might be a significant drain on its health resources. Trezise was recruited to supervise the Southern Cross Cable that links New Zealand with Australia and the west coast of the United States. He says if his wife, Rowan, fails to lose enough weight, he'll return to England and forget about emigrating. Any BMI above 35 is considered obese. The report did not give the couple's weights.  

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

au natural

christine j brandt has some of the most amazing jewelry! you need to check out the bridal collection. incredible! (and that model for the necklaces and rings aint half bad either.)

tattoo!

as someone who has a tattoo, i don't really wanna criticize anyone who has one, and yet... wat does one say to the chess guy, or mr cool ice, or skull face guy?!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

symmetry

reep's only been gone for a couple days and i've been walking around feeling empty ever since. i don't kno wat the problem is; he's coming back in two weeks! and i leave him all the time. well, no. actually, this year he's taken more trips than i have. but they were all in the states so he always had his phone wit him (not that he called every day...). but me. when we first started going out i would leave every summer for at least two weeks. and this was before we had cell phones. and just two summers ago i was away for two months! (altho i called and emailed when i could. and sent postcards nearly every week). bah. it's just so much harder when you're the one being left, you kno? lol, how selfish! but i honestly don't understand how people do long distance relationships. maybe i've just been spoiled is all. bah.

mosaics

interesting mosaic artwork. (thanks to ting for the link!)

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lincoln

+------------- Bizarre Abraham Lincoln Facts --------------+  

During the 1860 Republican National Convention, his campaign managers forged convention passes in order to pack the galleries with Lincoln supporters, shutting out hundreds of his opponent's supporters in the process.  

Lincoln hated being called "Abe" - friends called him Lincoln.  

Although Lincoln's voice is often portrayed in movies as being deep and booming, his actual voice was high-pitched, piercing and shrill.  

Lincoln wasn't always honest: After one trip to Springfield, Illinois, he filed for compensation for the 3,252 miles he claimed to have traveled. The actual length of  the trip was 1,800 miles.  

He really did carry important documents in his stovepipe hat.  

About a week before his assassination, Lincoln had a dream in which he "awoke" to the sound of sobbing and went to the East Room of the White House - which had been prepared for a funeral. When he asked a guard who had died, he replied: "The President."